January 2009
Pajama Day
is coming soon at Holly Day Preschool. Today I found my outfit. for $4.95
I can’t WAIT! (I am wearing the outfit right now, but it’s a surprise and everyone else will have to wait to see!)
Some more from you know who
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. A mouse...
Also From Pops
This was written by a Canadian woman, but oh how it also applies to the U.S. , U.K. and Australia THIS ONE PACKS A FIRM PUNCH Here is a woman who should run for Prime Minister! Written by a housewife in New Brunswick , to her local newspaper. This is one ticked off lady. ‘Are we fighting a war on terror or aren’t we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our...
From Pops
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” Brits have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have...
“For an organization that is very homophobic it’s funny to think that only...”
– Bernard
90% is a PASS!
My baby brother got his permit today!!!
(Now I have a sober driver… mohahahahahahaha)
Teeth Marks
Last night Dash decided that Bernard’s glasses were his desired chew toy. There wasn’t to much damage to them (plasic came off of part of them, so only wire remains, and there is a nice set of teeth marks on his right lens). We knew we were running a risk by only have one pair of glasses for him, with no contacts left. His glasses aren’t even a proper prescription anymore (since...
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Looking to waste some time? Look no further!!!
I avoided the television set and all news sources like the plague yesterday. Thus today I had a terrifying revelation.
Barack Obama is MY new president. (Fine, I will share him with the rest of America)
Many of you (or all) know how I felt about the possibility of this man being our next president. Now, though, he is no longer our NEXT, but, our CURRENT president- so I must suck it up and do...
WatchDash catching a disc, and his ridiculous parents who HAD to film it.
THE MONEY SHOT! And yes, I will say it, boys CAN and DO throw better than girls! Good job with that disc throw Bernard, and AWESOME catch Dash!
WatchDash catching the disc, and his ridiculous parents HAD to get it on film.
So, I realize that the first million throws are horrible (my problem, sorry Dash) but at the very end he is finally able to catch one! Our first disc dog class was two days ago! We are working hard to upgrade from the special ed group…LOL
For the first time in almost a week MN got to a...
MN weather behavior: Cold Weather behavior: 60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in Duluth. 40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof open. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker. 20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns,...
I wish I could take the subway to work
Monday 1/12/09
Left for work at 8am, got there at 10am total drive time, 2 hours
Left work at 3:30pm, and got home at 5:45pm, 2 hours 15 minutes
Tuesday 1/13/09
Left for work at 7am, got there at 10:17am, 3 hours 17 minutes
Left work at 3:45pm, got home at 5:30pm, 1 hour 45 minutes
Wednesday 1/14/09
Left for work at 6:45am, got there at 8:30am, 1 hour 45 minutes
Left work at 4:15pm, got...
“Where is the line between running towards your dreams, and running away from...”
– Me
“If someone told me I had to choose between never speaking again and never...”
– Bernard, shortly after kissing me tonight (yes he got another few kisses for the corny/awesomeness of that one)
“I knew from the moment I saw that little foster dog (Dash) that I was keeping...”
– Conversation between Bernard and I about whether or not we “fall in love” with all of the foster dogs that have come into our home
“All humans are born Atheists. No baby born into the world arrives with religious...”
– From David Eller’s book “Natural Atheism”
People with eating disorders...
Are just like penis’.
Think about it:
They never eat, but they make a point of it to puke at least once a day otherwise they are irritable and constantly trying to bring attention to themselves.
They are much more concerned about their size than they ought to be.
Their constant need to purge leaves them directionless.
Once they are done purging they are usually shriveled and sickly...
How to fix your 30g Zune and yes they still rock... →